How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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