Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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