is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I don't deserve a penis
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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