can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
