You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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