I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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