O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
