So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You left your phone here
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