she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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