Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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