i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The beer is more important than you right now.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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