You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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