Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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