im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
if only i could text you this smell
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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