Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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