No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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