Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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