wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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