Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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