He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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