eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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