whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
We are two peas in an std pod
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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