why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You took a bar mat shot.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
