i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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