Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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