i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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