You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize