32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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