so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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