Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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