you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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