we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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