I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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