real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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