dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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