I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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