Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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