Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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