This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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