Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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