He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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