Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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