what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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