at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why didn't you poke me back
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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