Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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