Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
These tits shall not be calmed
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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