Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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