There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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