2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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