What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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