he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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