haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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