Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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