we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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