Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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