make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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