That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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